I’d like a LARRRGE…
Fragments of a typical conversation with The Samurai (not quite soused yet), that crazy mofo:
“…..You see, I ALWAYS lose. AT EVERYTHING. Everything. Games, sports, spelling….
You know Donkey Kong 64? NO ONE ever beat me…i mean i played my dad, my dad’s friends, my friends, my friends’ friends…it was a contest see, people played me to see if they could beat me…NO ONE could. But one day i was playin the computer. AND i swear. it was cheatin, the GD thing. And you know what. That Princess…i swear that daym princess was cheatin and at the last minute she f’in beat me by 2pts…the f’in Princess cheated …..and i was so mad…you know what i did? ill tell you what i did…i cried. i was so mad, i cried.
…Sports: I lose. ALL sports. Baseball, basket ball, track, table tennis-”
“Hey, we should go one day and play some the sports we suck at, and play em really bad-”
“water polo, soccer…croquet…sheet I don’t even KNOW how to spell that…
Crowkay? see? that makes sense to me.
That other way…ABsolutely no sense….Like look at the word BRICK. It should be BRIK. Honestly who the hell thinks it’s their job to put a GD ‘C’ in there? Lemme see… what are some other good ones? NEIGHBORHOOD…now how the hell would YOU spell it: nay-bor-hood. Mongolian beef…..how the fcuk an I supposed to spell–?? Oh wait that, that one makes a little bit of sense to me…That one’s okay.
I’m just full of stupid ideas.”
I’m sorry The Sam, you was jist crackin me right up and i felt the need to share. It’s always a lively conversation, talking with this character. Little does he even know, it brightened up my yucky day. 