Jesus Fish Invade My House
Posted by: andymcnutt in Entertainment, Family / Chlann, tags: animals in heaven, cleaning a fish tank, do animals have immortal souls, fish spies, how to take care of fish, jesus fish, the incredible mr. limpetI now have a colony of Jesus Fish living in my house.
By the way, for those of you looking for my comments on the University of Tennessee's recent loss to UCLA, keep looking. As soon as Tennessee's football team shows up, I will let you know.
Back to my Jesus Fish. So these five fish move in Monday and have taken over the place. As of yet, I do not know their names. Therefore, I shall call them Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde, and Joash. They are quite rude, never responding to my queries and generally acting as though they cannot hear me. Most of their day is spent pacing back and forth within their domicile, stopping occasionally to glare at me.
I have come to the conclusion that they are plotting something. Exactly what they are plotting is at this point unknown. Until I have more data, I will have to observe them covertly and catch them plotting. Perhaps I can fashion a listening device of some sort.
No doubt they are reading this post as I type. It is of little consequence. They cannot remain on guard 24 hours per day. At some point they will let their guard fall. I must remain ever vigilent.
My hope is that these Jesus Fish are indeed on the Lord's side and not just using the Name to fool me. I will err on the side of mercy that their glossy stares are a sign of peace and nothing nefarious.
