Musings of a Catholic Convert

Did you watch the new American Gladiators?  Of course you did.  We all did.  Who wouldn't want to watch such an awesome show?  Wolf told you to watch, and you said, "Yes, sir!"

These men and women who call themselves gladiators are super mega strong.  And they could talk smack when the situation called for it.  

Now maybe you are one of the 5 people in the world who did not watch the new American Gladiators.  Maybe you were catching up on your recorded episodes of Rob & Big.  Maybe you decided to watch both movie versions of Dune to see which you liked best (dude, is there anyway to beat having Sting in a movie?).  Maybe you were in a coma and couldn't watch television.  Well let me tell you somethin', brother, you need to catch the new season when it starts in a few weeks.

Did you watch the original series?    

Of course you did.  The people who did not watch the original American Gladiators were secretly removed from their homes by the Awesomeness Police.  Don't say, "Well, I never watched Gladiators and I'm still in my home."  Don't say it.  Don't let what happened to the last group happen to you.  Don't believe me?  I'm going to show you this picture one time, and if it does not convince you then you are beyond help.  Keep in mind that though the picture is the epitome of awesomeness, it is nontheless only the initial scene in what would within seconds become a horrible horrible mess.  Are you ready?  Have you taken your medication for the day already?  Are you seated?

How often do you see awesomeness of that magnitude?  You see it and it's like "BOOM!"  Well, let me tell you, it gets pretty ugly after that, with the explosion and the gorilla, and the shark, and the awesome.  But you wanted to see it.

Have a good one.  There's work to be done.